Woe is I

The estranged cousin of “woe is me”.

Person 1: “Woe is I”
Person 2: dude wtf just say “woe is me” like a normal person

by iwritedefinitionswastaken October 29, 2020

I could got it

In between I could and I got it

Lmao I could got it but I don’t wanna be holding on to a brick - Joseph

by Ohwowsal March 23, 2022

S-I-M-P

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

by The one with a lot of adobe September 27, 2020

I go

Going

I go

by Yallarepreverts March 15, 2022

i told you dog

use this phrase when your friend says that they can do it when they can't.

example: Friend: i will be rich tomorrow! the next day, not rich. you: i told you dog!

by 22 years November 20, 2020

i require lasagna

garfielf sais dis

bullets dont work jonh
i require lasagna

by babithot June 12, 2019

I Hahad(Hahahd)

More then smile and less then real laugh. Similar to I lol'd, but more honest term. Bcuz people didn't really laughed in most times when they write lol or I lol'd, and especially not out loud.

Some random solid joke anywhere on internet
-I Hahad(Hahahd)

by StankoDragojevic November 29, 2016