twat waffel

the lips of a vagina or so called "pussy".

i licked the shizzle out of a twat waffel with syrup,butter,and jelly mmmm mmm mmmm biatch

by johnSEX=POOP June 25, 2006

Cunt Twat

4 articulate fake whores who hang out topless in a natural position with warmth and depth.
A person who is a cunt + a twat and = a cunt twat

Damn that cunt twat is an anal whore.
That cunt twat just farted and blamed it on the couch.

by ...a de January 8, 2010

twat wrangler

A hunter of camel toes

That nasty ass bitch is such a twat wrangler, I'm surprised she hasn't gone to the zoo and chopped off the camel's feet. She likes to wrangle twats that much.

by Jeff Creen September 9, 2003

twat block

when a woman cock blocks another woman. TWAT BLOCK.

GIRL - HEY WANT TO GO TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT?
BOY- SURE WANNA GO WRITE NOW?
GIRLS FRIEND- SORRY WE GOT TO GO WALK MY DOG.
BOY- OK THEN BYE.

TWAT BLOCK

by TRIXSTER45 December 8, 2010

swamp twat

result of going commando all day in the sweltering heat without showering.

damn girl, i don't wanna hook up with him right now, i got swamp twat.

by lochness mon October 16, 2008

rot twat

A rot twat is an incredibly unoriginal hipster girl who has a facial expression like she just licked battery acid, permenantly. She tries to screw whoever she can, whenever she can, usually standing in four inches of sweat and sludge in the men's room of a seedy, yet trendy bar.

"Did you see that girl go into the bathroom with Randy Andy?"

"Yea that girl is such a rot twat. I heard that she only showers on easter and x-mas. unless she just had sloppy drunk sex. then she waits another week."

by bette the bat October 4, 2008

twat swatter

Female version of a cock blocker, as coined by Dean Cook.

Cindy: "Hey, did you hook up with that hot guy from the bar last night?"

Suzie: "No! Lisa's bitch-ass blocked me. She's such a twat swatter!"

by shellyblack May 18, 2009