A under cover gay guy that is so insanely cocky of himself for no apparent reason, he thinks he is the most attractive male on this earth. He is a lier and a cheater... It likes it up the butt and talks like a fruitcake. He brags about gay guys hitting on him and wants to work in a gay bar. He think he knows everything but actually knows very little about when he actually says. He wants to be a personal trainer for woman that are actually men so he can do them up the butt.
by Xxxxx465 November 01, 2011
Chris normally has a very tiny cock often compared to a shrimp.
he often brags about his cock being giant but in reality, it's very tiny
he often brags about his cock being giant but in reality, it's very tiny
by The god himselft. ;0 October 26, 2020
by FoxCat Man December 02, 2019
chris sturniolo is the hottest person alive everyone fucking loves him and hes also arshi's husband, they are a very happy couple and the best, you wont ever find chris sturniolo without arshi. Chris sturniolo is soossoososososososoosososso hot and cute
chris sturniolo
by the OG willaim shakespeare July 13, 2023
Australian Fitness Icon. Specialises in CrossFit, Weight Lifting, Running and training all of the above.
AKA Boss, Winner, One Shreaded Ninja, The Wong Guy.
AKA Boss, Winner, One Shreaded Ninja, The Wong Guy.
Look at that Boss over there - he's almost as good as Chris Wong? hahaha only joking, no one is as buff as Chris Wong.
no homo.
no homo.
by deadlifter88 October 27, 2011
V. To shit in a cardboard box then proceed to mailing it to someone. This can be done for either revenge or for beneficial reasons. If you plan on doing more than one at a time drinking prune juice is advised.
Guy 1: Man, my math teacher gave me an F in her class.
Guy 2: You should Chris Shamrock her, bro.
Guy 1: Good Idea! Got any prune juice?
Guy 2: You should Chris Shamrock her, bro.
Guy 1: Good Idea! Got any prune juice?
by Chris Shamrock December 28, 2019
when you make someone mad and they deck you in the face
from the 2022 Oscars with Will Smith and Chris rock
from the 2022 Oscars with Will Smith and Chris rock
by alexAMK10 March 29, 2022