tits on a tiger

Dangerous pussy

Tits on a tiger: Your best friend's sister, your boss's daughter.

by chalfont cowboy July 14, 2015

tits on a turtle

Someone who is basically useless

She is basically tits on a turtle

by Curly March 22, 2017

[tit carwash]

The act of placing ones face in a woman's cleavage while the woman shimmies, jiggles or otherwise moves her bosom, or "tits", in a sweeping, back and forth, generally horizontal motion similar to a drive-thru carwash.

"Dude I can't believe you just payed two hundred bucks for 3 songs in the champagne room! Did she touch your penis?"
"No, but I did get a 25 minute tit carwash."

by Charrro December 27, 2008

Tits Naked

When you are a female and are only hearing pants/trousers, often as a result of trying to sleep in a hot room.

She accidentally flashed me last night; she was tits naked!

by 1DontEvenKnowAnymore February 15, 2020

Termite Tits

very very small pair of boobs, i mean like so small you can barely tell they are boobs and not nothing

holy crap jessica has a pair of termite tits!!!!!

by Dingo and the Baby December 16, 2009

Titness center

A place where people only work out their chest area.

It makes sense that they only have bench press machines at the titness center.

by Chaser Matrix June 26, 2021

Hung to the tits

How a girl feels after drinking heavily the night before.

I’m having a hard time today. I’m Hung to the tits!

by JimmyRK November 17, 2018