Cat Fapping

The act or using an animal to masturbate usually preformed by furries out of necessity.

That fucked up furry guy was caught cat fapping now hes in jail again.

by Crimcrams September 27, 2019

Keyboard cat

keyboard cat came from a video uploaded in 2007. this became very popular. all though keyboard cat has died the owner has another cat thats apparently keyboard cat 2

death: come with me keyboard cat
keyboard cat: was i a good cat?
death: no, im heard you were the best

by Know Your Memes October 1, 2019

Cat Skinner

The title given to a builder of logging roads that operates of any size bulldozer. Primarily running caterpillar machinery, the skills obtained by the individual have such finesse, the road surface is as smooth as a freshly shaved high end escort.

Skinning real cats with the dozer is on another plain.

See that old crusty bastard on the D8? That old timer is a real example of how you should build a road. A true cat skinner

by Sapper Dan August 12, 2019

Public Cat

A cat that doesn't belong to any owner and travels the world. Often mistakenly referred to as a wildcat.

When my cat doesn't want to live with me anymore the cat leaves me and becomes a public cat.

by Haubentaucher August 26, 2019

Flower Cat

A Cat with a flower on it`s Head

Wow, that a cute Flower cat dawg.

by The Flower Cat October 2, 2017

chima cat

Chima cat is a cat that sometimes goes crazy. Chima cats go especially crazy during the night. Chima cats use their adorable charm to seem innocent but when you bend down to pet them they jump up and attack your face. Chima cats do not like other animals especially cats.

Chima cat, get out of my dresser drawer!!!

Help, Chima cat is attacking me!!!

Bad Chima cat!!!

by Red fox March 19, 2017

Green Cat

A cat that's green but actually suppose to be orange!

Look at that green cat Willy! (It's actually orange)

by DEEZ NOOTS June 4, 2017