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valley-gurl volley

when two people, usually significant others, go back and forth saying a repeated phrase in a valley girl style voice.
girl: hey boi

boy: hey gurl

g:hey boi

b:hey gurl

everyone else in the room: will you shut up?

this is a valley-gurl volley
by honeybee62966 January 17, 2013
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Alpine Valley

Alpine Valley is well known for its fabulous snow covered mountain skiing. So we refer to it when speaking over the phone about snorting cocaine.
Meet us at Tims house we going skiing at Alpine Valley! Bring the beer!
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Imperial Valley

A hot desert valley below sea level located 160 miles east of san diego.
The only real border town and also the most hispanic county in california. The most hispanic incorporated town however is salinas.
Most of the land here is agricultural despite the heat and lack of rain

Hot asf in the summer, most unemployed county by percentage in the US (23%).

Is what it is, im not hating. just a unique place overall. Cause you'd find me here before you'd find me in the bay area (worst part of cali)
Person 1: "where do u live vato"

Person 2: "El Centro located in Imperial valley"

Person 1: "Atleast you don't live in san jose or san francisco"
by blackbandana433221 September 7, 2022
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Hope valley college

A place filled with smokers, cruelty and inadequate teachers. Also cannabis hidden in each bathroom ceiling
Hope valley college, where neglected children go to suffer”
by anonymous June 8, 2022
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Uncanny Valley

/ʌnˌkæn.i ˈvæl.i/ noun.

A cognitive phenomenon identified by robotics professor Masahiro Mori in 1970, the 'Uncanny Valley' effect is an inverted bell curve signifying a general tendency of humans to experience less affinity for mechanical objects as their appearance, movements, and sounds approach human resemblance as a robot. This decline in affinity becomes discomfort because as the machine more approximates a human body and head, and peaks where the face most accurately resembles a human face while the expressions it is programmed with, not being as intricate or precise as real human expressions, create a more 'alive but inhuman' impression.
As the physical appearance, movements, expressions, and vocalizations of the robot begin to more approximate those of a human, that 'creep factor' declines until the human form, face, movements, expressions, and vocalizations (and perhaps scents, breathing patterns, and pulse) is replicated by the robot at which point human discomfort with the robot would, theoretically, vanish.
"I just met Ron DeSantis and shook his hand. It was so cold and clammy. All my hairs stood on end and I was shaking because the uncanny valley feeling he gave me... dude, I need a drink. He's not real. He's just... he's not human. No soul.... no soul... no soul. Let's get that drink. Dude? Dude, what are you looking at? Why aren't you looking at m...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! OH GOD NO! YOU'RE RON DESANTIS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH......."

"Honey?" *Shaking him* "Honey, wake up!"

*Waking up* "Whu... whu? Omg, baby... it was just a dream. I was with Brad and we just met Ron Desantis, and he had this wicked strong uncanny valley vibe... and then... and then Brad was Ron DeSantis.... I..."

"Shhhh honey, it's okay. It was just a dream. I'm here now."

"Is that Dozer under the covers with us?"

"Yeah honey." *too Dozer under covers* "Hey Dozie! Who's a good boy! See honey? It's Dozer."
*Throws cover off*

"Hi Buddy! I'm Ron DeSantis and I eat children.... 's textbooks. I mean meet, uhhh. oh, 'yeetie'. I 'yeetie' children's..."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -but forever.

The End

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Tornado Valley Butt Chug

You funnel a full bottle of alcohol (your choice) into your partners butthole. Next you place a cork nice and deep, and instruct them to push. A tornado of sexy warm shit alcohol will spew from their ass, you must catch enough in your mouth to get drunk for it to count.
“Chloe was crazy when she did the Tornado Valley Butt Chug on me!”
by Texasstingerlover September 30, 2025
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Blackwater Valley

When one stands over a female and shits especially runny diarrhoea onto her neck such that it runs down between her breasts.
Gemma had to take a shower to get rid of the blackwater valley Josh squirted onto her.
by Joshwabear January 26, 2009
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