If you suffer from the cheeseman syndrome are you probably a deeply depressed human with internal conflicts and a major dilemma. You are filled with emotions like anger, sadness and love. You are in a strange stage where you are going through a personal crisis. You laugh manically while you feel like crying but ya bitch doesn't got any more tears to spill. It is common that you also will feel a strong urge to burn soemthing down in rage. You are desperate, you need to get an outlet for your feelings. You are angry with yourself "why am I so dumb? Why am I attracted to stinky cheeseman? Why why why? Why stinky cheeseman?". Yes. You are attracted to Alex James, the bassist of the britpopband Blur. His lovely face, greasy hair and lanky body would make anybody weak. The problem is, many people stop finding him attractive after they get to know the fact that he probably is a tory, and that he was very arrogant and rude back in the 90s (and that goes for the whole band, they all were known for being rude, arrogant twats), but you can't let go, you still belive that stinky cheeseman is the love of your life, you just can't throw him away. This puts you in a very hard situation, you suffer from cheeseman syndrome. There is sadly no cure to this. You must let you life go on, try to cope with the pain. But you are never alone, ther are plenty of people all over the world with Cheeseman syndrome, reach out to them, contact them and talk about your feelings, it might feel better then.
Haha lol, look at them, simping for Alex James, the stinky cheese man! - I'm sorry... I got the cheeseman syndrome
You! What is your illness now again? - Cheeseman syndrome.
You! What is your illness now again? - Cheeseman syndrome.
by Cheeseman simp March 26, 2021
Get the cheeseman syndromemug. Andy "Good morning!"
Pam "Get in the bathroom and TAKE a shower, you freaking smell like Gooch!!"
Andy " I already did take a shower."
Pam " You have Gooch syndrome!"
Pam "Get in the bathroom and TAKE a shower, you freaking smell like Gooch!!"
Andy " I already did take a shower."
Pam " You have Gooch syndrome!"
by Ling ling 2013 September 8, 2013
Get the Gooch Syndromemug. the desire to create/remake a game out of nostalgia often done by incompetent individuals with usually overstretched ambition
"Oh cool a new Electric State Alpha Remake!" "Bro, you are having an Alphastatism Syndrome episode."
by Limernails March 10, 2023
Get the Alphastatism Syndromemug. When you spend too much time in the cafeteria. The cafeteria is the only place people see you and you creep them out. Common symptoms are add and craziness.
You see that girl in the caf today?
Ya I never see her out.
Ya. She definitely has cafeteria syndrome.
Shes such a creeper.
Ya I never see her out.
Ya. She definitely has cafeteria syndrome.
Shes such a creeper.
by Streaker6969 October 25, 2011
Get the cafeteria syndromemug. When a person in Isab's (a famous YouTuber known for Bloons games) discord server (called Isab's Basement) acts like a retard, most oftentimes new members.
Basement Dweller: I think that Crossbow Master is a much better tower than The Tack Zone.
Me (not a basement dweller): Vrej, TZ has much better DPS than XBM. You obviously have Basementdweller Syndrome.
Me (not a basement dweller): Vrej, TZ has much better DPS than XBM. You obviously have Basementdweller Syndrome.
by Elite_Ninja6 May 22, 2022
Get the Basementdweller Syndromemug. A mental condition coined after the mood of A. A. Milne.
This condition is characterized by its constant gloomy gus symptoms including:
*A contant feeling of doom
* a downward depression or saddness
*the ability to find more depressing thing inside of depressing or bad things.
*the ability to walk in a raincloud (mood-wise) even on a happy sunny day.
*The feeling being broken.
*a true gloomy gus.
*a constant feeling giving up in any circumstances.
Despite that above being content. Even gladness in that depression. As if the depression brings joy in a strange paradox
Note: not to be confused with emo.
This condition is characterized by its constant gloomy gus symptoms including:
*A contant feeling of doom
* a downward depression or saddness
*the ability to find more depressing thing inside of depressing or bad things.
*the ability to walk in a raincloud (mood-wise) even on a happy sunny day.
*The feeling being broken.
*a true gloomy gus.
*a constant feeling giving up in any circumstances.
Despite that above being content. Even gladness in that depression. As if the depression brings joy in a strange paradox
Note: not to be confused with emo.
by Theamazinggeek December 18, 2018
Get the eeyore syndromemug. Grouped on having issues because they only think about buny and anything that will make them be havers.
Person 1: I got buny syndrome. All I think about are buny.
Person 2: We should just keep talking shit and thinking about buny.
Person 1: your right! Its not like its a bad thing. My siblings are good. My nieces and nephew will be good. I don't have to watch them suffer!
Person 2: yeah. And if they are. We are still going to do it. Because we like it. And we don't believe in karma. Whatever that is.
Person 2: We should just keep talking shit and thinking about buny.
Person 1: your right! Its not like its a bad thing. My siblings are good. My nieces and nephew will be good. I don't have to watch them suffer!
Person 2: yeah. And if they are. We are still going to do it. Because we like it. And we don't believe in karma. Whatever that is.
by Thatswhatgettingcursedmean October 4, 2021
Get the Buny syndromemug.