Amelia Jones

Amelia is a coffee addicted try hard. She silently judges everyone but they know anyway. Any time she walks in a room the birds start singing but the bugs in the room gather together and attack. Her mortal enemy is a bug .01% the size of her but it is a completely one sided rivalry. She is terrified that a lady bug will kill her so she sets an example by displaying its body. She keeps saying that she can watch horror movies but literally just cries and gets scared while trying to unconvincingly say that she is not. Do not cross her because she will bust your teeth out as revenge for something to minor that you forgot it even happened… but she never will. If she targets you, start planning your funeral.

Boy 1: Who's that?
Boy 2: Oh her, that’s Amelia Jones!
Boy 1: Damn, what’s that she running from?
Boy 2: Cream Cheese.

by Samsung8 May 8, 2023

Indy Jones

If you meet a person whose first initial is D and their last name is Jones, don't get inside of them or something amazing will happen.

"If your first initial was D and your last name was Jones, if I ever got inside you, then I would be in D Jones (Indy Jones)!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 16, 2023

Routicus Jones

Time to leave, let's go.

Alternatively, when posed as a question - "Are we ready to leave?".
Synonyms: Yinderman stiddly, departicus jones, routicus stiddly, exodus jones,

Routicus Jones?

We should routicus jones if we're going to make the basketball game on time.

by jonertheboner May 10, 2023

Off the Jones

On heroine that smack that devil crack the flint water on a spoon

That brother off the Jones

by D’Ralph April 14, 2021

ralphie jones the sequel

a highly prestigous rap album by the late JayRed, who is a case like other rappers, who has an unknown state of life, is he dead or alive? nobody cares. this album is unreleased but is planned to come out in september of 06.

nig 1-"yo i gots myself a copy of ralphie jones the sequel. yo its so ill"
nig 2-"nigga please"
nig 1-"i no he white but he ill yo! come lissen to this shit!"
after
nig 1-"yo that shit is bangin!"
nig 2-"i no rite!"

by ralphie jones the sequel June 28, 2004

Jone

Jone. Sounds aesthetic, doesn't it? It's the name of an animal. A bird to be exact. A bird as majestic as a phoenix. Ever seen harry potter? Remember dumbledore's phoenix? Isn't that majestic? But this bird is even more majestic. It was originally born on Ktaris, a planet of grace and joy where majestics are born, but can nowadays even be found on earth. it has moved to our planet around 236 before christ. how it got here is unknown, but it is claimed that these animals got here with their creators from Ktaris around that time while they wanted to explore the other planets in our solar system. the Ktaris people's technology is far more advanced than human's which is why they were probably able to travel at light speed back then. Jone were used to find life on the planet, because they have a perfect sense for infrared light over thousands of miles. they can fly as fast as some of the fastest cars cars can drive nowadays.

Jone are majestic animals that can be found mostly on their home planet Ktaris, but also around the earth.

by drop of the sea November 24, 2021

Rundagar Jones

Rundagar Jones is a hit actor on the Gubi Originals show. Rundagar often finds himself in dangerous situations, in which he always finds an amusing way to escape.

Previously on Gubi Originals: Rundagar Jones is in trouble! The abdominadable shmitlancer is headed his way!

by npcyaro March 3, 2025