Goose Necking

When the opposite sex comes on to you with normally a opposing sex saying that is taken as Innuendo for something sexual.

my gf and I were watching this movie, discussing how it was about tried alternative sexualities, and got to that line
"HE'S ON OUR TAIL COMING HARD". -Goose Necking over F14

by StragArk September 18, 2020

egyptian goose

when a person, often a teammate, accidentally or intentionally gets too
aggressive with a booty slap and makes anal contact

Bobby quit the team after the second time his coach gave him an Egyptian Goose, thinking it was clearly not accidental.

by bozotexano39 August 22, 2021

Silly goose

Silly gooses are people who do silly shenanigans. When you see someone doing something silly you can say they are a silly goose

person 1: did you see how she fell?
person 2: yeah she is such a silly goose

by Bonkandtonk June 6, 2023

goose taking off

The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool

“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”

by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023

Silly Goose

A silly goose is someone who is very silly, and is a funny person!

Silly GOOSE!

by Tori E. October 28, 2020

silly gooses

People that are very very silly people

Hey did you know that anthony and angelina are silly gooses.

by silly gooses October 9, 2020

Tight Goose

Precisely in order. A malaphor that is the opposite of Loosey Goosey.

"That's never passing inspection, he runs a tight goose"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024