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Canada's History

Diplomatically boning someone with a pair of moose antlers after threatening them with a bottle of maple syrup you've smashed on the bar. Sometimes called "The Stanley Fuck."
That was the best Rorschach asshole splatter I've ever seen! That guy knows his Canada's History.
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

When, using maple syrup as lube, you use a pair of antlers to spread a girls pussy and put the stanly cup inside. You then proceed to fuck her in the ass. When shes about to cum you pull your dick out of her ass and do the heimlich maneuver so the stanley cup comes shooting out in a rain of maple deliciousness
Dude I heard Colbert pulled a "Canada's History" on her last night.
by DA-U February 4, 2010
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canada's history

a very kinky and skill full sex act
The first scene of the porno envolved canada's history
by lovableditz February 19, 2010
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canada

a place that doesn't exist
pfft whats a canada
by alt 69 July 2, 2020
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Canada's History

This starts out with 4 guys and 1 woman sitting on a couch. Guy #1 starts out by peeing on the girl while she cuts her own left pinkie off with a dull bladed knife. Guy #2 starts blowing Guy #1 while Guy #3 and Guy #4 start kissing in a very gay way. The woman defecates on the floor and throws it at Guys #3 & #4. Guy #1 then punches the woman and they all leave.
Guy 1: Dude, I did a Canada's History last night.

Guy 2: I know... I WAS THERE!
by Murdock February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When multiple parties in an orgy end up with multiple digits in the wrong orifices.
That orgy went so bad last night...totally Canada's History
by fattunesy February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Exhanging poop from one's asshole into another's asshole. The recipient of the poop then shit's it back into the original pooper's asshole.
Me and Gary had the best time doing some Canada's History last night.
by STEPHEN COLBERT!!!! February 4, 2010
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