beijing steamed buns

This is a level 6 legendary sex move. With consent: a man performs anal sex until the woman shits, and then jizzes on the shit. For maximum flavor, he must ejaculate inside of the poop-filled anus. He then uses a clothes iron to "cook" her buns and then proceeds to eat the mixture out of her ass.

P1: "where were you last night?"
P2: "I was making beijing steamed buns with my girl"
P1: "How did it go?"
P2: "I left her ass so red she can't sit down anymore"

by ilovebrawlstars June 13, 2024

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buttered buns

(n.) the arse of a man who has been barebacked several times in succession, and therefore holds so much fuck paste that it leaks out to cover most or all of his arse. It’s a gooey phenomenon.

“After the ‘after party,’ Joe had some seriously buttered buns that he had to clean up before he came to bed.”

by Frozen Prevert October 17, 2024

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dukie buns

Dokie buns means you are just not as good as every one else or are bad

Lauryn dropped the ball she is Dukie buns

by Chadwick the punani slayer January 8, 2023

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bun in a sausage fest

A female at a predominantly male gathering (also known as a sausage fest).

"Sarah, you still at Nick's place?"
"Nah, he invited tons of his friends over and I don't like being a bun in a sausage fest."

by FlufflePuffPony December 11, 2016

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Bun

Bun

The guy who claims he want to be my friend, but hurt me like nobody's business
and then spend on everybody until he goes broke, but i am still homeless

The last man I have ever talked to, while I still had my trust

Homeless by public: hey, can you call Bun?
Everybody else: who?
Homeless by public: The guy who everybody make use of, while they exclaim about how broke he is going

by publicownedhome March 12, 2021

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