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Awful Valley, CA

A place in the Mojave Desert of Southern California near Victorville (Latitude 34.5008 and longitude -117.1859). A rogue police department who do the bidding of the always reelected Awful Valley Town Council and the current mayor; this police department harasses one Disabled Veteran with surveillance vehicles, undercovers, paid snitches in his own family, and paid snitches as neighbors. They like to hide as "Awful Valley Police" but are really "San Bernardino County Sheriffs." One of the main sources of income are the 8-12 drones they fly at night to bust people when they don't know they are being watched. The Town keeps approving new businesses to be built that will fail; this town is littered with empty warehouses and stores, but why move into those when there is so much land to build on? These empty buildings are often filled with evangelical churches, sometimes with one new church across from another. Then, these corrupt churches snag the hopeless and helpless to do their bidding for their church, like work for free. If you value personal freedoms and a steady income, don't move here.
When I put in a missing person's report on my now deceased Wife (date of death, 9/9/20), in Awful Valley, CA, the attending Awful Valley Sheriff/San Bernardino County Sheriff said, "call us if she shows up;" yet, they did not notify me with a visit, or a phone call, instead I received a letter from the Sheriff/Coroner a week and a day later.
by featheredserpent March 31, 2025
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Valley Collaborative

Oh yeah, I know Valley Collaborative. You won’t come out of their bathrooms alive.
by Mr. Old October 21, 2022
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Valley Forge

When you are having sex with a woman who is on her period and you dump inside her and immediately eat it out.

Name comes from a 1990s documentary about the battle of Valley Forge called "Blood In The Snow".
My wife was feeling bad and grumpy from her period so we boned and I gave her a Valley Forge.
by Barre.dad69 April 25, 2025
mugGet the Valley Forgemug.

rain in the valley

When there is sweat between you tits
"Sam there is rain in the valley"
"Gross, grace"
by The ash attack February 9, 2017
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Silicon valley

Penile inversion technique used in vaginoplasty.

When a man undergoes genital surgery creating a valley where his penis once was.
E.g. usage:

Person 1: Hey I heard X's voice has deepened significantly
Person 2: Yeah they said they're visiting Silicon Valley soon too
by PseudonymABC December 8, 2020
mugGet the Silicon valleymug.

Slimy Valley

A disparaging term for the city of Simi Valley, California.
"Slimy Valley is home to white, Reagan-era republican, racist, inbred, radioactive, chain-smoking, alcoholic, religious pedophiles that abuse methamphetamine while also berating the surrounding cities that have more dignity with the same amount of affluence."
by Fcking_Chuck July 19, 2022
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Sun Valley

Often referring to a trailer park but rarely also poor naborhoods or apartments, slang often used as a nicer alternative
"As smart at she is it's a shame that she's stuck in a sun Valley"
by dummysmallz April 29, 2022
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