An often abridged version of a shit test that a woman uses to determine whether a mate is worthy of a test fuck.
fuck test example 1. Alpha male: All I had to do to get laid was show up, dress reasonably well, demonstrate a little confidence, and take her to a half-way decent restaurant for which she paid. We fucked post haste all night long.
fuck test example 2. Beta male: I spent months treating her like a queen and never even got a hand job. Meanwhile, she fucks him (alpha male) on the first date. Fuckin slut!
fuck test example 2. Beta male: I spent months treating her like a queen and never even got a hand job. Meanwhile, she fucks him (alpha male) on the first date. Fuckin slut!
by Dimebag Donny December 6, 2024
Get the fuck testmug. 
by EmaEmma January 22, 2024
Get the Testmug. Ann: are you sure youre ok that im going on a date with mark?
Leslie: Yeah! Im over mark, all that matters is that we’re still friends
Ann: Breasties before testes!
Leslie: Yeah! Im over mark, all that matters is that we’re still friends
Ann: Breasties before testes!
by Defsnotateenagekidrn March 24, 2023
Get the Breasties before testesmug. 
No. It isn't. You are delusion about your own virtue and your "civility" is nothing more than the sword of Damocles hanging over the head of those who would engage in the federal politic. You seem awfully desperate to relegate me to my community. WHICH YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO FOR ANY REASON, FILTH PIG. And I'm not going to allow it.
Hym "If you failed any test it's one to determine whether or not you are even capable of honesty. If you are so upset about what Trump is doing... Why didn't you tell the truth? Because it isn't ever going to affect the punditry."
by Hym Iam March 19, 2025
Get the Testmug. 