When the fumes of one's farts are so horrendous and linger for a lengthy amount of time they make all who inhabit the general vicinity of said fart sickly resembling radiation sickness. Often brought on by taco bell, protien shakes, and general raunchy farts.
by Resident Redneck January 22, 2017
Get the nuclear ass gasmug. While somone is sleeping, you place your testicles on bolth of their eye sockets. You then rest your anus on their mouth. after you are in this position, you fart in their mout to wake them up and when they open their eyes their eyes are stung by your salty balls.
by An e mouse May 25, 2018
Get the Salty gas maskmug. Syrian Gas Mask is the sex act where the male covers his partners mouth with his testicles and farts directly into his partner’s nose.
Rick: Dude I ate some really spicy tacos.
Mark: You should definitely give your girl a Syrian Gas Mask tonight
Mark: You should definitely give your girl a Syrian Gas Mask tonight
by YOUR NEW BAÊ August 14, 2019
Get the Syrian Gas Maskmug. A gas station offering consisting of a hot dog on a stick coated in corn bread batter and deep fried to perfection. What, you were thinking it was some horrendous sex act? You're a sick fuck, you know that?
Jordan tried to trade me a gas station corndog for my truck. At first I thought he wanted to do bad things to my penor, but it turns out he is just poor as fuck and offered a corn dog for my truck.
by Nsomniac June 15, 2016
Get the Gas Station Corndogmug. Tianeptine a drug, which is marketed to do everything from treat anxiety to help opioid addiction, is typically sold in gas stations under names like ZaZa, Tianna, and Red Dawn.
Enroute to your facility with a male patient who has taken "gas station heroin" and is currently in cardiac arrest.
by Ben Poopin September 3, 2022
Get the gas station heroinmug. when you here the phrase, “ YOU RETARDED CLUMP OF GAS” , they are telling you that you are being annoying, or did something stupid.
by xoxoxbitchass January 10, 2019
Get the retarded clump of gasmug. A type of "Silent, But Deadly" fart. This subdivision is classified as vomit inducing and nauseating to those who inhale the toxic fumes. A whiff of this deadly gas has the ability to incapacitate someone and render them unconscious. This classification of fart is only used in extreme cases, when the producer of the fart is the only person aware of the release until the smell reaches its victims. The abbreviation of this, IMG can also be used in conversation.
To provoke this type of fart the following conditions may apply:
1. Consuming too many foods w/ high amounts of carbohydrates
Of the three main nutrients, carbohydrates produce the most gas because sugar and starch easily ferment. Half of us are endowed with bacteria that particularly prefer munching on unprocessed carbohydrates -- unless you are like me, in which case tuna does the trick. As you might have guessed, beans contain more indigestible carbohydrates than most foods.
2. Consuming indigestible foods
Many daily foods are considered "indigestible" -- milk being one of them. Cow milk is unnatural to the human body, which is why a lot of people are lactose intolerant. Lactose intolerance means the body does not know how to digest milk, so it sets it aside as waste. If you happen to have a lot of "gas enzymes" in your system and you are lactose intolerant, milk can make you fart.
To provoke this type of fart the following conditions may apply:
1. Consuming too many foods w/ high amounts of carbohydrates
Of the three main nutrients, carbohydrates produce the most gas because sugar and starch easily ferment. Half of us are endowed with bacteria that particularly prefer munching on unprocessed carbohydrates -- unless you are like me, in which case tuna does the trick. As you might have guessed, beans contain more indigestible carbohydrates than most foods.
2. Consuming indigestible foods
Many daily foods are considered "indigestible" -- milk being one of them. Cow milk is unnatural to the human body, which is why a lot of people are lactose intolerant. Lactose intolerance means the body does not know how to digest milk, so it sets it aside as waste. If you happen to have a lot of "gas enzymes" in your system and you are lactose intolerant, milk can make you fart.
John: Yo, today in class I totally released a cloud of Incognito Mustard Gas.
Max: No way, dude I was trying to pull that off for the last month.
John: You won't believe it someone actually puked all over their desk, some other kid passed out.
Max: Dawg, that's some tight stuff right there. You gotta tell me your secret.
John: No problem let me just eat this can of beans and this whole onion. Gotta keep up the flatulence if you know what I mean.
Max: I always know what you mean, man. Send me some of that though. I totally need to release some of that IMG soon dude. Been holding it in for like a week.
John: DAWGGG.
Max: DAWWG.
Max: No way, dude I was trying to pull that off for the last month.
John: You won't believe it someone actually puked all over their desk, some other kid passed out.
Max: Dawg, that's some tight stuff right there. You gotta tell me your secret.
John: No problem let me just eat this can of beans and this whole onion. Gotta keep up the flatulence if you know what I mean.
Max: I always know what you mean, man. Send me some of that though. I totally need to release some of that IMG soon dude. Been holding it in for like a week.
John: DAWGGG.
Max: DAWWG.
by MEEEGAAN December 9, 2013
Get the Incognito Mustard Gasmug.