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Substitute Teacher

the teacher that basically doesn't check the lesson plan before the lesson and gives 0 fucks about your adhd and just tells you to listen better. the most annoying humans to ever walk this planet. Also they address you by your name and tell you to do better because this isn't you but really it is you and your god dam adhd.
by Rimy Jobbs November 16, 2022
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Neural Tether

To make love in such a way that you switch bodies, and enter a state of zen.
“I’ve never felt anything more poetic than a neural tether with a like minded lover”
by NemoNihil December 13, 2022
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English Teacher Mentality Syndrome

a trait, carried by most English teachers, that requires over analyzing something in an attempt to feel intellectually superior, or to find a deeper meaning than is necessary.
the teacher said “the walls are blue to symbolize the rising depression in the household”, and the author quickly replied, “no, the walls are painted blue” this is an example of English teacher mentality syndrome
by The dark lord herman March 10, 2023
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Maths teacher

My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”
Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”

Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”
by Stock photo of a man May 10, 2023
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French Teacher

The French teacher is one of the best teachers, one of the bois who you can make jokes with, unfortunately, they teach French which is unobjectively the WORST subject.
what do we have next? French, with the good French Teacher, I love them but I hate French
by Gog403 May 27, 2023
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Tennessee Tetherballs

When one tries to slap a individual's testicles so hard, they wrap around his leg.
We were showering after practice and Alex's slapped my nuts so hard that he gave me a case of the Tennessee Tetherballs!
by Delaware Seagull Shake July 19, 2023
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