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Tap in merchant

A "tap in merchant" is a football(soccer) player who scores a large number of goals by getting into easy-to-reach positions to score a "tap-in," which is a goal scored with minimal effort from close range and also lacks other skills, such as dribbling, playmaking, or a good first touch, relying only on being in the right place to score
Cristiano Ronaldo only scores tap ins and penalties he’s a tap in merchant
by David_5 September 21, 2025
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Shoulder Tap

When a lady’s partner is performing cunnilingus & they are terrible & have no flippin clue what they are doing, she will give them a tap on the shoulder, letting them know they can just give up. The Shoulder Tap means there is no chance in hell she was going to cum & she’s bored & likely irritated. She will likely never call them again.
Kelly: How was your night with Ruben? How was that tongue down there?
Jill: Horrible. He had no damn idea what he was doing, so I gave him the shoulder tap so he’d just fuckin quit already.
by Clean AsA Whistle June 19, 2021
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TAPS

TAPS, an acronym for "The Abortive Project Specialists".

A crack team of Managers who start projects, produce stellar work, but somehow end up having their projects cancelled at around 60% completion through no fault of their own, usually as a result of policy, funding or senior decisions.
"Did you hear about Lytham - Northwich?"
"Yeah, we TAPS'd it."
by Jeremy Beautiful Chest October 14, 2020
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tapped

To act dumb, stupid, or weird. The opposite of smart. Could also be using to describe something weird.
Person 1: “My mom always complains about me wearing the same clothes and doesn’t buy me new ones”
Person 2: “Oh girl, she’s tapped”

“This guy is making weird noises he’s definitely tapped” (weird)
by mucus August 9, 2021
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tap in/tapped in

In a group sex situation when you’re tired and you have some one else do the pounding or take the pounding for a while. You ask someone to tap in on the action so you can catch Your breath.
I was getting tired so I asked homeboy to tap in/tapped in in to pound the pussy; while I get some head.
by sidmon69 January 7, 2022
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tap and fap

After having sexual intercourse, the male or female masturbates afterwards by themselves.
Hey, I heard Max just initiated the tap and fap maneuver .
by karss June 13, 2016
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