Super Straight

Some transphobic tiktokers decided to make it to cover them being transphobic and a mockery of the LGBTQ+ community.
“Hey I’m super straight.”
“That’s not a real sexuality and it’s transphobic.”
“Stop being superphobic!”
by IEHDUWBSHSH March 12, 2021
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super straight

A man who wants to identify as a cat but is too scared of what others will think, they ask for catnip on their birthday and piss on all your carpets
Person 1: why is your boyfriend pissing on your carpet? And why does he have cat ears on?
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s super straight
by Gothyyxx September 04, 2022
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Super Straight

A super straight person is someone who enjoys shitting in ash trays. Some super straights say its a hobby for them but others say its their fetish.
Noahs a super straight
“Actually? Maybe we should shit in ash trays together”
by BuzzBuzzBitches August 02, 2022
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Super Straight

David:im Super Straight!

Sam:gross

David:i just want a werewolf daddy
by Egg Zey May 09, 2022
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Double Straight

Being so confident in your sexuality, that you fake being others just for fun, but also, to flex your ultra heterosexuality.
"Yo, did you hear about Todd?" "No what did he do?" "He got into Megan's sleepover, he convinced them he was gay." "Holy sh*t, that's double straight."
by sneakymanbeingsneaky December 27, 2019
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Straight-shooting

Eating while on the toilet in order to multitask or save time
i have started straight-shooting my morning oatmeal to save time after I wake up.
by ShonnGreen March 14, 2016
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straight break

A break, or timeout, from a non-sexual activity that a homosexual thinks he is acting or sounds gay. The opposite would be a gay break, where a straight person is performing a non-sexual activity that makes him sound or act like he is gay.
While reporting the news, I sounded too straight for my gay audience and needed a straight break to return to my gayness.
by fatmoki July 08, 2009
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