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Swag Cannon 

An expression used to describe an individual that is extremely well-dressed, or has a ludicrous amount of swag.
"Man, he's so well-dressed today it's as if someone fired a swag cannon at him."
Swag Cannon by JustinSxE December 17, 2011
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swag pebis 

An elongated ball sack that swings below your penis.
The old man was shooting a swag pebis to be proud of.
swag pebis by laxgirl98 November 24, 2020

Swag Machine 

One who is so full of swag, that they spontaneously create swag, for the use of less confident individuals.
I hope we don't nerd up this party.

Don't worry, I'll bring Grant, he's a swag machine.
Swag Machine by inkless April 18, 2011

swag overdose

an abnormal increase in swag levels causing an inflamation of the swaggular gland resulting in over use of the term swag, the over extension of pt's credit.
person 1what the swag. swag you. swaghole. swag bag.

person 2 dude you just had a swag overdose.

swag-faggot 

The term 'Swag Faggot' comes from the chavy sense of clothing certain teenagers wear and are proud of it. It is mostly looked down upon.
Boy 1: Hey look, there is another swag-faggot.
Boy 2: Yeah, that's Henry's brother.
swag-faggot by DJPrincessLuna October 20, 2013

Swag-O-Meter 

A scale used to determine precisely how "gangster" an individual(usually a wigger or poser) is during the day. This is usually based on apparel, way of talking, and possible dick-up-the-ass walking. This is measured in Guzmans or "guzies".
Yo dawg, check out Carlos today. He's matching his hat with his KFC uniform. That's like 9 guzies on the Swag-O-Meter!