an abnormal increase in swag levels causing an inflamation of the swaggular gland resulting in over use of the term swag, the over extension of pt's credit.
person 1what the swag. swag you. swaghole. swag bag.
A scale used to determine precisely how "gangster" an individual(usually a wigger or poser) is during the day. This is usually based on apparel, way of talking, and possible dick-up-the-ass walking. This is measured in Guzmans or "guzies".
Yo dawg, check out Carlos today. He's matching his hat with his KFC uniform. That's like 9 guzies on the Swag-O-Meter!