Bellmead straight

A worthless (or empty) poker hand that would have been a straight except it had teeth (cards) missing. Example 3,4,6,7,8. Residents of an impoverished community outside Waco, Tx. often have teeth missing.

Well , I was drawing to a flush , but wound up with a Bellmead straight.

by Murphythelaw August 1, 2018

super straight

you defined yourself as super straight when you never felt a woman touch, and your genitals are bellow average

person1: Hey, are you super straight?
person2: Yeah, but i am still proud about it

by stankomasina March 10, 2021

Super Straight

Super Straight is for men/women who date normal men/women. And contrary to the belief that everyone who is Super Straight is some dumb transphobic shit, we are playing by your rules. Dipshits.

A: Hey, I'm Super Straight. Do you accept me?
B: Yeah.

by Dust Mouse March 26, 2021

Straight bullshit

When something happens that doesn't happen to anyone else but you

Sharkeisha: man that fight was some straight bullshit can you believe they locked me up just for that?!?

by Thatdarkskin November 30, 2013

Straight Homo

Someone who defines themselves as “Straight,” but acts and is gay.

Alex Ibarra is a straight homo.

by Gay Roach September 26, 2018

Super straight

A fake sexuality used by unattractive men.

Male: hey I’m super straight

Female: *looks at his profile picture* hahaha

by Skydaddyofficial March 7, 2021

Straight Pussy

Someone who is, in the full sense of the word, a pussy

Guy #1: Bro did you see Nolan today??
Guy #2: Yeah he's a Straight Pussy.

by The Mac Daddy Yall December 19, 2018