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spoon

An even more abbreviated version of the abbreviation sploon, a shorthand for the hit 3rd person shooter game by Nintendo, Splatoon.
"Yo dude. Hop on spoon. We doin' clam blitz"
by DingusDongus7583 November 23, 2024
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Spoon-Driver

Similar to an oxygen thief.

Some who is useless and are only good at driving a spoon into their mouth.

These people are not worth your time or breath or food
Timmy was 28 and sat at home all day eating and playing video games living with his mum.

Timmy is a spoon-driver

Timmy is useless, he is bludging off his mum eating her food, living with his mum, and unemployed.
by Emma. February 27, 2023
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spoon

Spoon, most commonly known in its plural form spoons, but not limited to its formal form spoonsy, is a nickname that describes a person who eats a lot of pudding, always has a spoon behind his or her ear, or uses wit and sarcasm to derail an awkward situation in his or her already awkward and miserable life. Or in some cases all three.
Person a:Hey spoons tell us that joke again about the guy and the doorbell

Person b: omg it's so funny
Spoons: Holder on let me finish my pudding
by Spoonsy McGee October 28, 2016
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Spoons

Liam: I have a strange fear of spoons 🥄
by Spoons 🥄 August 30, 2022
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Spoon

An extremely stupid boffer. Spoons are dull. Dull=unintelligent. Spoons are unintelligent.
by ThiccThicc December 15, 2018
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Spoon

best debater ever and best jjk scaler ever uwu
"hey,have you heard about spoon,i heard he beat jesus in a debate!"
by cumcumcumcucm123123123 June 27, 2021
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indian spoon

A sexual act between two individuals where both parties mix fecal matter, and other various bodily fluids that may include blood, semen, pee, discharge, etc. onto a spoon and take turns feeding it to each other.
Want to feed each other an Indian Spoon when we have sex tonight?
by luvsins4smegma January 17, 2025
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