soft number

A slang term for an easy job.

- We went to shopping mall during work time, then had another lunch break, went home after and then clocked out 2 hours later.
- Soft number lad!

by UsernameTHC November 11, 2022

Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm

This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.

"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"

by John0032 November 12, 2022

The devil's soft serve

A soft poop

I'm lactose intolerant so ice cream makes me expel the devil's soft serve.

by hotmessy November 12, 2022

Soft Log

The act of closing Red Dead Redemption 2 on Google Stadia, but not Google Stadia itself.

Barry and Sweetpie left the session to Soft Log and continued their great conversation.

by BarryLinton May 16, 2022

soft spoiling

a form of indirect spoiling; inexplicit divulging of certain plot points in a show, movie, book, etc

“ouu I remember this part…you’re really not gonna like it”

“bro quit soft spoiling!”

by youarenotmestopit December 5, 2021

Soft hoor

A soft hoor is someone that’s scared of a good alcoholic beverage, often used in Ireland or Scotland

See at boy er what a soft hoor he is

by anonymous December 20, 2021

Soft drill

The soft drill is something like WWE. It’s fake or not all the things that are said are true so it isn’t interesting. For example you would go at a boxe match knowing that shit is fake…? I think no…

Italian drill is soft drill…

by BM drill January 24, 2022