Slap List

A list of people that, if you could, you would slap for doing or saying something stupid, shady, unrealistic, or being unnecessarily dramatic.

My boss waited until the last minute to give me a project and now wants me to cancel my trip. He is now number 1 on my slap list.

Person 1: I went to Subway and asked for a veggie sub and the lady asked me if I wanted lettuce.
Person 2: Put her on the slap list.

More commonly used as "the list".

by Puffy Art December 18, 2013

Slap-shut

To non-abusively, but verbally, smack the shit out of somebody.

"Ima Slap-shut yo bitch ass."

"Eric slap-shut his mother cause she wouldn't make him a sandwich."

by Dylan&Sam December 7, 2007

360 slap

A special move name for when you slap somebody so hard they do a 360

...Amber charged up 360 slap towards Zane

by Vvictory December 8, 2021

slapping pappy

To choke the chicken, beat the meat, or jerk ones self off.

I wish he would get out of the bathroom, he must be in there slapping pappy!

by City cowgirl May 16, 2018

jelly slap

Boston student street art campaign raising awareness of harbor pollution through exaggerated representations of the common moon jellyfish.

Man, was that wall jelly slapped.

by 1st name Jelly last name Slap March 18, 2011

hap-slap

v. throwing something together in order to complete a task quickly; doing an incomplete job or skipping steps in the process of a task
adj. a negative term decribing something that appears to have been done in a hap-slap manner; appearing as unsound, rough, or incomplete
syn. half-hearted, half-ass, unsound, untrustworthy, unstable, slack, sloppy

These days, developers often hap-slap houses together to make a quick buck.

He did a hap-slap project for science class--that's why he got a D.

by jaggedjinx March 6, 2012

possum slap

when you hold a person's face, look into their eyes, and hit them. Then they look dead for a minute.

Your friend just dropped an f-bomb in front of your kid, and you possum slap them. you're normally sweet, and you were just violent in front of your kid, so they look dead for a few seconds from shock

by apseudonymnottakenyetalready December 6, 2009