Jumbo Shrimp

Used for silencing goofy people by shoving a pair up their nostrils. Can be tipped with hot sauce to potentially clear the sinuses and provide a smoking buzz.

Colin: "Yoo you guys want some Chocolate Pudding Lemon Nerds?"
Chris: "Yo Nick, get the fucking Jumbo Shrimp. This dude Colin needs to be silenced now."
Nick: "You want the hot sauce too?"
Chris: " Yeah this dude definitely needs it."

by SirGrammarNazii February 10, 2021

Land shrimp

odd people call crickets land shrimp

Bob: Look at the crickets!
Billy: Im afraid of crickets, I call them land shrimp so they're less scary.

by ...Nugget... May 28, 2021

Sloppy Shrimp

The male genitalia in a flaccid post coital withdrawal.

I was done so I whipped out the sloppy shrimp and went off to find a snack.

by MasterData November 11, 2021

Chicago Shrimp

When you go out to eat at a seafood place that is located in a landlocked salt water location.

As your friend is hugging the porcupine toilet, “And that’s why we don’t eat the Chicago Shrimp”

by Pkangas91 January 1, 2022

Unshaven Shrimp Hole

A poorly maintained, likely has an odor, unwashed snatch. Used as a slanderous term against another man in an internet fight.

Watch out, or else I'll be coming for your girls Unshaven Shrimp Hole.

by Loselfuego February 24, 2022

Cajin shrimp

Having intercourse when one's partner is menstruating

My girl was on her period but I wanted to smash anyway so I made some Cajin shrimp

by Deeznutsmang April 24, 2022

Simpy Shrimpy

A Simpy Shrimpy, also known as a Simpous Shrimpous or a Simpoo Shrimpoo is that one person. Yeah, them. Whether they are hopelessly in love with a singular person or find a billion different people to crush on, that's the one. It may be annoying, but they have a good heart. Good intentions. They are special and should find someone special to love and care for.

Person 1: God, they are such a simpy shrimpy!
Person 2: They'll find someone.

by spray.cheese April 29, 2022