sitting glove

The act of placing ones penis under the ass of the person sotting

I gave your mom a sitting glove last night

by Gdbni November 7, 2011

sittinfreude

The joy of sitting and eating in a restaurant when there is a long wait for a table. Variant of schadenfreude, happiness at someone else's sorrow.

Man, I am so digging this appetizer, would you like some more wine with your sittinfreude?

by Solazoth December 3, 2011

sitting-bulled

(Adv.) So Drunk and/or High that you are incapable of moving and continue to sit carefree.

"Go grab the Pringles"

"I'm Sitting-Bulled"

"Well fuck looks like we're going hungry"

"Chiefed bro Chiefed"

by kprowand January 17, 2012

Sitting Hick

When a couple eating in a restaurant chooses to sit next to each other in a booth or table leaving one side completely empty.

Originates from how hicks sit next to each other in their truck with out the space in the middle.

Look at that couple over their sitting right next to each other instead of facing each other.
I know right I hate when I see people sitting hick...its weird.

by Melbot September 30, 2012

Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

by MastaTDawg October 11, 2012

shittyits

Shittyit is an adjective, used to describe: one's old friends, one's drunk friends, someone else's friends, and people you just dont like.

Can be used singular, or in the plural form to represent a group of shittyits

Shittyits, tend to leave everything behind, ranging from garbage to booze, ipods and weed, shittyits are extremely stupid, and easy to steal from.

Shittyits, tend to pop up at the worse times, usually causing headaches, claustrophobia, and early stages of extreme anger, angst and agitation.

Shittyits, also tend to leave monster bongs on the coffe table blocking your once perfect view of the tv.

Shittyits, also tend to flock to the least liked of your friends, or roomates, so they can show up and ruin your day.

Glen: Maybe we should get a sign: "NO SHITTYITS BEYOND THIS POINT"

by jarmz December 14, 2012

shitty shuffle

when youre listening to your ipod on shuffle and you keep skipping songs because nothing good is coming on

friend: hey what cha listening to right now?

me: ugh nothing im on a shitty shuffle

friend: man, that happens to me all the time.

by jtplz November 19, 2013