A "Russian High-Five" is when someone brutally elbows you in the face. Generally speaking, Russian High-Fives (also known as "Russian Fives") either break several teeth in the mouth or the nose of the receiver, and it is therefore not advisable to greet anyone you actually care about in such a manner.
John: "Ivan, let me introduce you to my girlfriend next week!"
Ivan: "Do you want me to give her a Russian High-Five?"
John: "No! No Russian Fives this time, please!"
Ivan: "Do you want me to give her a Russian High-Five?"
John: "No! No Russian Fives this time, please!"
by UnearthlyEnemy October 10, 2012
Get the Russian High-Fivemug. A game where two men touch their flaccid penises together until one becomes erect, the loser of the Russian Sword Fight. Way too much time on our hands in the oilfield, Jared and Scott were there.
by Oilfield worm December 19, 2017
Get the Russian Sword Fightmug. A Sexual act to which the woman sits "reverse cow girl" and lays forward to grab the mans feet while the man holds her pony tails like reigns and yells mush.
by Nexum crash November 1, 2018
Get the Russian Sleigh Ridemug. “I had pubic lice, but luckily my good old friend Barbara was willing to give me a nice Russian passion Flakie to rid of those pesky critters”
by GameOver34750 March 23, 2021
Get the Russian Passion Flakiemug. by louie longlegs July 3, 2012
Get the russian hand squeezemug. To give a Russian Parking Ticket is the act of defacing a car in some way because of the way/place that they parked in.
Office worker 1:
Did you see what happened in the parking lot today? some disabled guy drove over our boss's car with a tank for parking it in a handicapped spot!
Office Worker 2: Yeah, that's a nasty Russian Parking Ticket.
Did you see what happened in the parking lot today? some disabled guy drove over our boss's car with a tank for parking it in a handicapped spot!
Office Worker 2: Yeah, that's a nasty Russian Parking Ticket.
by Scaryfedoraman August 13, 2011
Get the Russian Parking Ticketmug. You sit with a parent or grandparent, go on Urbandictionary and hit random, whatever comes up is read out loud.
Mike: 'dude i played urbandictionary russian roulette with my mum last night.'
Dan: 'oh yeh? what did you get?'
Mike: 'chode.'
Dan: 'oh man, im so sorry.'
Dan: 'oh yeh? what did you get?'
Mike: 'chode.'
Dan: 'oh man, im so sorry.'
by justanotherUDnerd November 15, 2010
Get the urbandictionary russian roulettemug.