A man who loves his animals, especially his cats, he names them all after famous painters. He is a big fan of Shane Dawson and would like to be a cat boy and fuck all the cat girl's who rejected him on the internet. He once jumped off a bridge to save his pet Picasso from drowning. He is the example of a real Romanian. He steals very often and is successful too. Don't offend one or they might steal your pets.
Robert: I got some pussy last night
Joe: Yeah I bet it was. Heard her meowing all night. Bet you were pulling a real Robert.
Or
A wild Robert walks up
Steals your purse
After he successfully steals it:
"You've been Rooooooooooooooo-berted, nyeh-heh-heh!"
Joe: Yeah I bet it was. Heard her meowing all night. Bet you were pulling a real Robert.
Or
A wild Robert walks up
Steals your purse
After he successfully steals it:
"You've been Rooooooooooooooo-berted, nyeh-heh-heh!"
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Born Robert John Elias Jr. on June 24, 1936, Robert Downey Sr. first achieved fame as an actor, and later took up filmmaking in the late 1960s. His most notable films are perhaps "Putney Swope" and "Pound," the latter of which starred his five-year-old son, who was none other than -- you guessed it -- Robert Downey Jr.
Downey Sr. retired in the early 2010s after being diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease. He later died from complications of the disease on July 7, 2021. He was 85 years old.
Born Robert John Elias Jr. on June 24, 1936, Robert Downey Sr. first achieved fame as an actor, and later took up filmmaking in the late 1960s. His most notable films are perhaps "Putney Swope" and "Pound," the latter of which starred his five-year-old son, who was none other than -- you guessed it -- Robert Downey Jr.
Downey Sr. retired in the early 2010s after being diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease. He later died from complications of the disease on July 7, 2021. He was 85 years old.
Although he was overshadowed by his son later on in his life, Robert Downey Sr. was definitely always respected for his talent as a filmmaker.
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