retarding basin

A low-lying place where retards gather.

The Knox festival has become a real Retarding Basin for the hillbillies.

by mickolotopus February 12, 2018

mechical retard

The ultimate retard.

Person 1: Have you seen him play Apex?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s a mechical retard on it.

by kurtsiberrg March 5, 2019

retarded toes

When your big toe is shorter than the toe next to it.

“Sydney has retarded toes. Look! Her big toe isn’t the biggest toe.”

by AdamCheats February 7, 2019

Retarded Prehominid

A Retarded Prehominid. Someone so spectacularly stupid, they cannot be considered human.

I wouldn't listen to the Bishop if I were you, he's a retarded prehominid and should be treated with the contempt his position demands.

by Bensonpup August 4, 2008

a retarded amount of As

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guy: holy shit thats a retarded amount of As

by Zordyn May 21, 2023

Fire Retarded

When you intentionally set out to make a fire with bad intentions, but the fire never happens.

Person 1: I put my campfire right next to my pile of highly combustible twigs.
Person 2: Did you start a wildfire?
Person 1: No, I'm fire retarded.

by foxkat January 3, 2021

Literal retard

People named Ragnar

Look at that literal retard, ah it's Ragnar what did you expect.

by Ragnar the retard September 23, 2022