Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.
I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.
by negutits June 24, 2014
Get the Titty-to-pretty ratiomug. A verb. The act of trying to turn a prostitute into a proper lady and make them your girlfriend. It almost always turns out like 'Frank's pretty woman' from always Sunny though, not the movie 'Pretty Woman' starring Richard Gere.
by DickNuts the great June 27, 2022
Get the pretty womanmug. 
Get the Prettymug. 
Hey. Can you send me an emoji real quick so i can tell it is you. Just one, come on.
I really need one to go to bed with
I really need one to go to bed with
by Krkič May 24, 2020
Get the Prettymug. 
by anonymous April 22, 2022
Get the pretty baby boymug.