When you prematurely Venmo someone for a round of drinks and then you decide to buy the next round, requiring them to Venmo back to you. If you had just lasted a little longer before trying to settle up, no Venmo would have been necessary.
Friend 1: Ok, I'll Venmo you for that drink.
Friend 2: Hold up - you know we never have just one beer. You don't want to have a pre-v.
Friend 2: Hold up - you know we never have just one beer. You don't want to have a pre-v.
by prognosticator December 10, 2017
Get the pre-vmug. A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.
Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
by BWB (credit to his sweetie, BL) March 28, 2008
Get the Pre-Bloatedmug. adj. a feeling that occurs when individuals know they are about to commit acts that will ultimately result in feelings of utter shame
I feel so much pre-shame right now because I'm about to hookup with a random stranger from the internet who said they have a latex balloon fetish.
by iamkenneth December 8, 2013
Get the pre-shamemug. ~Extremely similar to "Rigor Mortis" which is the stiffening of the joints and muscles of a body a few hours after death, usually lasting from one to four days.
•"Pre•Rigor Mortis"is an extremely painful version of "Early Onset" Rigor Mortis that attacks quickly and begins stiffening the joints and muscles of a body days or quite possibly several years before the Grim Reaper even shows up.
•"Pre•Rigor Mortis"is an extremely painful version of "Early Onset" Rigor Mortis that attacks quickly and begins stiffening the joints and muscles of a body days or quite possibly several years before the Grim Reaper even shows up.
Did you hear about Muggy? Pre•Rigor Mortis definitely crept in at somepoint on the front nine today well before we grabbed the glizzies at the turn and headed to the back. He looked like a statue riddled with an indescribable type of pain. Almost as if the veins that support his joints and muscles were playing a terrible prank and decided to pump concrete mixed with volcano lava instead of normal blood, He still shot the lowest round of all of us out there today and left with our pride and money, but he could hardly even swing the golf club out there this afternoon.
by MuggyKwik November 2, 2025
Get the Pre•Rigor Mortismug. The effect where pre-COVID era felt like a mere dream (or a trailer for our current life), as we're now 4 years into post-COVID era (as of 2026)
Ever since the pandemic, my memories from before COVID-19 pandemic feel like a distant memory, almost like a dream; I guess I’m experiencing that pre-COVID dream effect.
by Emotional Cruiser November 3, 2025
Get the pre-COVID dream effectmug. The phrase "Pre-rich" refers to someone who currently does not hold wealth of any significance but is engaging in actions that could potentially result in either a sudden or gradual increase in wealth, resulting in them becoming rich. This "phrase" labels someone as doing the right this to become rich but as of the current moment, not being rich.
by I ufdjvjjsv February 25, 2025
Get the Pre-richmug. Basically a poorly-known word for getting ready for the Summer Time in May, or summer sights in May. Can also be called Pre-summer.
by LouisGDYTUrban April 26, 2021
Get the Pre-release Summermug.