Sac Potato

A punch of thots in a Potato Sac

Angel and his friends are such a Sac Potato.

by Saccs October 3, 2018

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Potato friend

1. A trifling person who acts like a friend, but instead shills their smelly oils and MLM based products down your throat.
2. A friend that retrieves potatoes.

Susan and Karen make the perfect pair of potato friends.

by Ohmygollywolly October 7, 2019

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the american potato

The act of shaping a potato into a dildo and sticking in your buddies ass

Brian: hey Jake, give me the American potato
Jake: wtf, no bro

by Blyat_boi11 May 19, 2019

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ponderous potato

When someone does something out of curiosity but it annoys you.

Guy 1 "I tried shaving my ass.."
Guy 2 "You're such a ponderous potato!"

by FriesPlease September 22, 2014

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whack potato

A crazy dingbat, a nut job, someone who does dumb things.

She's such a whack potato!

by Itskatie96 July 9, 2016

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As defined by the relative speed of the YouTube loading bar. (Which is obsurdly slow). The potato constant defines the maximum velocity a potato will move at when in a race against other potatoes. This is derived from its motivation and will to live.

YouTube’s algorithms use the potato constant to decide if that video you wish to watch will In fact load.

The potato will always win a race against a rock because the potato constant is larger than that of the rock.

LINDA IS DISOBEYING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. THE POTATO CAN NOT GO ANY FASTER!

by Tater salad boi March 15, 2019

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