smurf pillow

defines a person slept in wet pants and got blue dye on their pillow

Person 1: did you hear about person 3?
Person 2: Yeah, heard he woke up to smurf pillow

by Camebackwiththemilk August 1, 2023

Wisconsin Pillow

Sleeping off a drunk while resting your head on a beer bottle

You seen Steve? Yeah, he's on the couch with a Wisconsin pillow.

by DimethylDreamer August 2, 2023

Upper Decker Lip Pillow

Common phrase for a nicotine pouch.

Yo bro, can I get an upper decker lip pillow.

by glitched0 August 10, 2023

cold pillow

when your balls get smaller

person 1: hey bro i just jumped into the pool and i went cold pillow
person 2: thats to much information bro

by ballsack2001 August 13, 2023

Second use for a pillow

What, did it not work? Well, that was a tip for guys with small dicks anyways... So that means...

Hym "You walked right into my trap crad! I actively size-specific sex tips and destroy your continuous spell card 'fat-cock self-preservation!' And now, without your continuous spell card to protect your fat-cocked fiancée, I can destroy him on my next turn! FAT-COCK GENOCIDER ATTACK! MAXIMUM RADIANT ERASURE!! Now you see the TRUE second use for a pillow! Exposing fat-cock lovers!"

by Hym Iam April 16, 2024

Pillow-Pecs

The absolute best part of a man.

When a man has such Massive pecs that they could effectively be used as pillows, especally during cuddling or after sex.

As in, you just want to lie on them and fall asleep on them so easily.

Mostly widely depicted in art that depicts very muscular, shirtless men (Specifically Bara/Barazoku art)

Person 1: "Oh, Babe!! Look at those big soft pillow-pecs of yours! You're practically asking for me to sleep on them!~"

Person 2: "Well, my darling...that's the best part about 'em.~"

by UZIKINGYT April 22, 2024

Pillow-pecs

The best part of a man.

When a dude has such big pecs that you can use them as soft, comfy pillows. Ideal for cuddling/aftercare.

Best examples of these are shown in bara/barazoku art.

Person 1: "Wow, babe...you've got such comfy pillow-pecs! I'm glad that you have 'em., they're so soft.~"

Person 2: "Well...I do know how much you love them, honey. Now just relax~"

by UZIKINGYT April 27, 2024