Tom: Yo my hoe was being such a b-iatch that I gave her dat armadillo pillow. Shut her ass right up.
by Brah Mang July 7, 2018

by oh hell yeaaaaah July 16, 2021

Billy: I seen you on that live stream with that gamer chick
Tom: I know dude. I'm such a Texas Pillow
Tom: I know dude. I'm such a Texas Pillow
by ShitShitMcGee445 March 21, 2025

by Lady Cashmiere December 15, 2011

by Heavy Piss Head June 18, 2015

by RandK January 26, 2025

A male who cannot find another means of sexual satisfaction beyond himself and regrettably uses a pillow to fulfill the lack of game in the field.
by Stunningstallion69 October 20, 2022
