Patrick

The type of guy willing to eat a few quarters and a hotwheels car for a couple dollars.

That guy over there farting on the campfire is such a patrick.

by cheesycheese2022 March 26, 2023

Jonathan Patrick Stephens

Don’t ever trust him, he is a big manipulator and uses girls for their bodies. He gets mad easily and makes everything about him self. He is always hooked on his exs and will never not bring them up. He also has a tendency to have seizures so watch out. Have fun dealing with him

Girl: I’m talking to this guy, Jonathan Patrick Stephens!
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard

by Loner4lif3 November 24, 2021

Patrick

A man with many highly attractive feminine features. Patricks are typically less muscular and tall compared to the average male. However, Patrick has a voluptuous, plumpy, ass which helps him attract many cute boys. Patrick has a very small waist that catches the eye of any man. Patrick will dazzle you when he twerks his fat saggy ass. Although not common among men, Patrick has large breasts that provide milk for his friends and girlfriends (many girlfriends). Patrick typically donates sperm to have children because after highschool he never encounters women again.

Cute boy: Hey bro... I think I have a crush
Cute boy's friend: Who's the lucky lady?
Cute boy: Its not a lady. Its Patrick 😻😻.

by Paxiflication March 11, 2022

patrick fisk

Your mom usually likes him as much as she likes eating cheetos.

Often a cake-lover.

"Patrick fisk, could you please stop eating cake? "

by Pattelei March 16, 2017

Liam Patrick

Liam Patrick is one of the kindest guys I know everyday I hope I can talk to him but I get to scared and give up but he’s so beautiful and I wish he knew that he’s the sweetest most handsome man I have ever been granted the pleasure of being in the same room with

Girl 1- that guy is so cute
Girl 2- he’s such a Liam Patrick wish I could date him

by my one true love ❤️ May 25, 2023

Patrick Besada

the darkest dark horse ever seen on the face of the globe.

HABLA!KUDOS!SENYA! PATRICK BESADA

by DARK HORSE AVOIDER March 2, 2020

Patrick

Patrick is the best wide receiver he is very passionate for the thing he love Patrick will always make you feel better about yourself if he can not hold a grudge at all he is a very fun loving person

Girl 1# I hate my life

Girl 2# have you meet Patrick

3 month later

Girl 1# I love my life because of Patrick

by Lover 123456789 February 18, 2020