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Oliver

So fucking bent it’s baffling, has no mates, has the worst humour imaginable and sexually harrases females specifically teachers
“Oliver should end his worthless life”
“When will the day come someone linches oliver”
All real quotes^
by @345kami May 16, 2022
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Olive

Honestly, one of the most dumbest people alive. Who ever has a name like that is probably a fucking green olive.
Wow, olive is a dumbass
by Theismann August 25, 2022
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Oliver

A person that is said to have the biggest penis in the world; usually around 12-16 inches!
Who’s that person with the biggest penis in the world?

Oliver!
by Ionknowbro July 10, 2022
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Oliver Alikhan

Oliver is a name given to a British male and Alikhan is a Muslim surname. If a boy is called from Oliver Alikhan he most likely grew up in South or East London as he has a Muslim surname with a white British name and is probably not Muslim.
Oliver Alikhan is a very strong boy from London.
by qwertyo123 November 23, 2021
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Jamie Oliver

Absolute idiot responsible for a wide range of annoying things. He ruined the recipe's of Irn Bru, Lucozade and other well known soft drinks with his dumb sugar tax and furthermore the recipe of Coca Pops. He also banned Turkey Twizzlers in schools for apparent reason. He also forced UK supermarkets to put voluntary age restrictions of 16 and over on energy drinks where people in their 30s are getting ID'd. This man thinks that he is the king of food and drink choices.
Jamie Oliver is an absolute moron who loves ruining people's food and drink choices! When did anyone ever tell him what he was allowed to eat or drink?
by LordJenal April 15, 2023
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oliver goatdirt

oliver is the NICEST PERSON IN THE WORLD YOU WOULD MEET. like you would literally love him so much as soon as you met him. he is obsessed with monster and skates!!! he also calls you babe all the time which is the cutest thing ever lol.... also if you get an oli just know that HE CAN SOMETIMES BE SENSITIVE AND CHECK ON HIM AT ALL TIMES period. also, olis are very good at minecraft and you should cheer them on at ALL times! again, olis are so loveable and kind you couldn't even imagine it....... like he is so ADORABLE and just one of the best people like oh em ge. the way he is so TRUTHFUL AND AMAZING just blows you away!! you could always trust him no matter what, you could tell him everything and he would be there - olis are so perfect once you get to know them and when you get to know them YOU CANT SPEND ANY TIME WITHOUT THEM. he makes you feel safe and gets worried about you easily and it is literally so cute oh em GEES. you can't help but just adore the things he does and how he feels for other people its just shocking how amazing a person can be.

he has the best sense of humour and is comfortable with everyone once he gets to know them. its like a FANTASY OH MY GOD. you wouldn't want him any other way, again he is perfect the way he is. he gives great advice and is just so intelligent overall. no one deserves an oliver goat dirt!! but one thing, IF YOU GET ONE PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE
who is that?
that is oliver goatdirt, say hi G0ATDIRT
he's so kind
by pseudonym is a roblox cafe wor December 20, 2020
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Oliver

An insecure prick who projects all his problems onto everyone else. A person called Oliver will get mad when you don’t give him every ounce of your attention all the fucking time. He may use the argument “your never the victim “ to make you seem like the villain when you are in fact just always a victim to his selfishness. Another thing you may encounter when talking to an Oliver is him claiming you faked your sa, ruin your other relationships and push you past your boundaries because of course the don’t apply to him. OF COURSE. If you have an Oliver In your life, GET HIM OUT OF IT. I promise your be happier after 3 minutes 🫶🏻🫶🏻
Oliver’s an abläute wanker.
by Slaying into ur mom October 25, 2022
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