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Noodle in the boodle

The cuddliest of penetrative invasions on an anal orifice. A loving dive into a wanting behind.

Typically initiated from a spooning position to amplify the sensitive sensuous connection resulting from the slow motion balls deep back-and-forth-ing so craved by a mutual and sublime cute coupling.
Jeremy turned the big brown teddy bear away to face the toile wallpaper before he slowly began to noodle in the boodle with Doug.
by Noodleart April 28, 2022
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Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.
Say that to my face you limp noodle. Yeah thats what I fucking thought.
by epjkb October 5, 2020
mugGet the Limp Noodlemug.

uncle noodle

the performance of felatio on a flaccid penis through the time it become erect and until completion.
Troy: Hilary woke me up to the an uncle noodle!

David: So I guess you can say you started your day off on the right foot.

Troy: dude shut your corny ass up
by RanchOnEverythang July 8, 2016
mugGet the uncle noodlemug.

I want to French dip your noodle

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?
Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"
by Shutupand August 23, 2016
mugGet the I want to French dip your noodlemug.

garlic noodles

Ghetto noodles with lots of fucking butter and garlic salt, tall glass of blue lemonade kool-aid on the side
Yo Jamal, my mom made us garlic noodles
by Kblue1997 June 10, 2016
mugGet the garlic noodlesmug.

Noodle Googler

A person who searches Google images for pictures of famous dicks
While watching Lethal Weapon, Scott mentioned that Mel Gibson has an oddly purple hued penis head. It was at that moment that I knew Scott was a Noodle Googler
by anonymous January 15, 2024
mugGet the Noodle Googlermug.

Noodle slurp

When you're giving a blow job and are so into it but you miss your rhythm and the dick falls out of your mouth and you make a huge slurp/sucking sound without realizing the dick isn't in your mouth anymore.
Jill was giving me head when all of a sudden I heard the noodle slurp. Took her a minute to get back into rhythm again.
by Nippleup May 24, 2018
mugGet the Noodle slurpmug.

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