Noob (2nd Definition)

Originally an (shortened) insult to newcomers in forums or internet games e.g. counter strike, the word has been stolen and is currently being used as an insult with a different meaning. It is used in certain places to describe someone who is slightly - ahem - slow and ditsy. Basically it is used to insult a pesron who makes a stupid comment or somebody who makes many stupid comments.
"the tibula bone exists!" "no it doesn't you noob"
by Lotty February 23, 2005
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Dumb fucking noob

See dumbass and noob

Used as an adjective
OMGWTFBBQ are you doing you dumb fucking noob!?!!1!
by Migashi July 31, 2008
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Get Real Noob

1. When someone is a complete noob, and they seriously need to get real.

2. They are so noob like that they are far off reality, in which case they need to get a hold of reality, aka get real. and since they are infarct a noob to start with, we say get real noob.
Example #1:

noob: whats LoL?
cool dude: league of legends
noob: whats that?
cool dude: wtf, get real noob!

Example #2:

aS.ShaDow posted:
I agree with your opinion because you know how it feels to be famous.

WUT??

You cannot be serious. You are trying to say that its tough being famous and therefore people should feel bad for people who can't handle the fame and turn to drugs?

Get real, noob.
by m Ali Jahed December 20, 2010
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epic noob day

it is epic noob day means the epic noob can do anything to anyone on december 13 2020
OH NO ITS EPIC NOOB DAY WE ARE GONNA DIE
by xxdmabro December 13, 2020
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lauren noob cry

makes me very sad. so nasty and agressive. horrible person. made me cry many times. shit at roblox noob gave me the look of bullying don’t add her snapchat
Amy: Omg did you see how nasty lauren noob cry was to her?
Frankie: Yes lets shag
by CuteNiceGirlyGamer639 May 01, 2019
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roblox emo noob

A person on roblox who wants to be a emo but has no robux so they dress in all black and look like they came out there coal mine ashes
Hey it looks like that roblox emo noob i saw yesterday in adopt me!
by itjdh April 22, 2022
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pooned ja noob

To pwn a novice little bitch that thinks hes good, but really just licks testicales. This name oringanlly came from a mistake in spelled pwned ja noob for a xbox live gamertag. Established 5/14/04 By Pooned ja noob.
Pooned ja noob you fucking faggit!!
OR
I just fucking Pooned ja noobs!!!
by Logan Mccann February 09, 2005
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