puppy toucher

A different way of calling someone a pedophile.

"You see that guy over there? They say he's a puppy toucher."

"A what?"

"Someone who diddles kids."

by Happy125 August 17, 2024

One Eyed Trouser Puppy

Cute little love wand.

She fell in love with my one eyed trouser puppy.

by MDMJLM October 22, 2011

Meow puppy

A domesticated cat that exhibits behaviors more commonly associated with dogs such as playing fetch, chasing their own tails, walking outdoors on a leash, etc.

Maria's meow puppy loves to play fetch and do tricks for treats unlike most other cats.

by sc0.0tr February 24, 2025

Sterilized Puppy

When a woman, willingly shoves a parking cone, up her vagina.

"hey, that girl has a parking cone up her vagina."
"yeah, she just pulled a sterilized puppy."

by TrulySwag September 1, 2011