Crap Mouth

When a person's breath smells like dog shit.

My boss had such a bad case of crap mouth, I almost barfed after he came into my office to talk to me.
After drinking coffee that was quite old, i developed a bad case of crap mouth.

by Doobee1168 August 3, 2009

drunk mouth

When you wake up in the morning and you can't remember what you ate or drank before you passed out but you can remember it by the taste in your mouth the next day.

Bill: DUDE, we were sooooo drunk last night!! I don't remember a thing!
Bob: Well at the bar, just before we left, we chugged those brewskees and when we got back to the house, we downed those wontons and chicken-fried rice..
Bill: Now that you mention it, my drunk mouth did taste a little like asian food when i woke up this afternoon.

by rnm492 July 23, 2011

mouth cooking

The act of chopping food ingredients with one's mouth in order to prepare it for cooking.

I just did some mouth cooking...look at this delicious salad!

by superdupersassy January 23, 2020

Mouth Omelet

To regurgitate in ones own mouth, to puke in your mouth.
Similar to a Vurp.

*puke* I just made a mouth omelet.

I just made a mouth omelet.

by The Chaz-Mainian devil November 23, 2010

Dry mouthing

Performing the act of fellatio after having smoked a joint when your mouth is in dire need of some water.

Yo man, she was full dry mouthing me last night. It was like being sucked off by an Arab's sandal.

by Tony Gee. November 8, 2011

Mouth Google

The action of using the "ok google" feature instead of typing manually because you are a lazy ass clown.

Hey Mic C, Mouth Google toilet paper cannon.

by ShamelessGrace September 6, 2016

In Your Mouth

When you and your freinds are shooting 3’s and every time you shoot you choose someone’s family member who if you make the shot your nuts go in there mouth

Jimmy “In Your Mouth toms mom”

*drains a three*

Everyone “OHHHHHHH SHHITTTTT LOL”

by Aj Chisholm November 1, 2020