Good morning god bless is where you eat your breakfast and drink your coffee whilst on the toilet and also listening to the fan because of its soothing sound.
by Tobba mf james May 27, 2018
Get the good morning god blessmug. by Hanumon March 19, 2024
Get the Top of the morningmug. A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place
Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.
by Nihilisticbear November 27, 2021
Get the Morning papermug. A good morning and god bless is when a person drinks coffee and eats breakfast on the toilet the coffee may be a tool to relax the bowels or just a simple pick me up. This phrase was first coined by h3h3 productions on the 6th of April 2018
by Internet-Documentary May 23, 2018
Get the good morning and god blessmug. Chris: Josh what were you doing up at two in the morning!
Josh: Chris, I;m a morning dweller, that's when I get up!
Josh: Chris, I;m a morning dweller, that's when I get up!
by The Imperial Empire December 8, 2017
Get the Morning Dwellermug. Morning.
by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 25, 2025
Get the morningmug. An elongated string of complaints uttered by a person in the morning, particularly during the time between opening their eyes and getting out of bed.
Every morning before the old lady drags her ass outta’ bed I gotta’ listen to a bunch of shit like”it’s hot”, “it’s cold”, “I hate your cats”, “I don’t want to work today”, “I drank too much”, “ you drank too much” and “you are stupid and you hurt my feelings three weeks ago”. It’s her morning bitchual.
by WordFistOfDoom October 2, 2019
Get the Morning Bitchualmug.