how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

Goon Morning

When you get up and immediately start gooning and don’t stop until about 12pm

Sorry, I can’t do the morning shift today, I’m having a goon morning

by AbrasiveWeather01 October 3, 2025

Good Morning and God Bless

Taking a dump eating a breakfast at the same time.

What are you doing, coming to the bathroom when I am doing Good Morning and God Bless, I haven't finished my orange juice nor my dump.

by filip98 April 8, 2018

good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet in the morning.

"Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?"
"I'm doing a good morning and god bless, Hila!"

by CaptainSpaceCat May 23, 2018

good morning

A greeting you might use in the morning (06:00 until 11:59).

Good morning.

by Siririba July 10, 2025

Morning mouthwash

A morning mouthwash is when a person wakes up another one by spunking in their mouths leaving a morning mouthwash

Guy1: I totally gave him a morning mouthwash this morning

Guy2: damn bro that’s nasty!

by Frank Reynolds has aids September 14, 2018

Good morning & God bless

When you eat breakfast and have a coffee while taking a shit.

"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning & God bless Hila!"

by Hila Kleiner May 23, 2018