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Michael smith

A fat monstrosity who will demolish all pizzas in the vicinity
Friend: where’s my pizza

Michael smith: sorry I’ve ate 8 of them
by Miguel2fat April 9, 2023
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Michael overson

An Xbox bum who is actually quite gay and loves men like John barrowman
damn Your as gay as Michael overson
by Tank man January 9, 2019
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Mike (Michael)

I never dreamed my perfect man existed until I met Mike.

My Mike is sexy as hell even though he won't admit it. He is tall, big;) and has the sexiest broad shoulders and chest. He has beautiful eyes, a sexy laugh and smile and panty-wetting dimples.

My Mike is loyal, true, caring, kind and generous. He is patient and understanding without being judgemental. He puts others first before himself and will sacrifice his happiness to make other others happy.

My Mike is logical, reasonable, calm, smart and a sexy business boss. He is willing to give 100% to make something work.

My Mike is strong and brave. I feel safe and comfortable around him and know that I can count on him to protect me when I'm scared. He is always there when I need him and I know he will never hurt me intentionally.

My Mike puts up with my crazy moods without complaining and i love him so much for that. I love every second of hanging out, talking and joking with him. I can never stay mad at him because being around him makes me want to smile so hard my face hurts.

I am so lucky to have you in my life and on my side. I don't want to live without you. Mike you are my best friend and lover. I want to be your wife and the mother of your kids. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. You saved me baby. You rescued me from myself and held my head up above the water when times were tough. I love you so incredibly much my sexy B2... yours forever and always, B1 <3
Just looking at my sexy Mike (Michael) makes me want to hold his face in my hands, trace my fingertips around his beard and kiss his sexy lips.

I've never felt this way about anyone before...I am crazy for you. You are my one and only my sexy B2 <3
by Mike's B1 September 3, 2018
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Yan Michael

Yan Michael is a nigga that can smash any girl out there and he single so hit his line and send nudes lmao so like he cute and not gay also 5'3 u know he mad gucci
by Lollaly September 8, 2018
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Michael Luzzi

A term barley anyone knows about when you say your gonna go Michael luzzi on something you mean your going to do a break into something
Friend: oi what you doing today?
You: Im going Michael luzzi school
by le user September 15, 2018
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Michael Bush

A kind caring person, but also a chronic masturbator and rapist
Person 1: wow michael bush you are so nice
Michael Bush: thank you kind sir *proceeds to rape and masturbate on person 1*
by PenisErecto June 6, 2018
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