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Jordan

A Jordan is when you jizz on your parental figures bed/pillows out of teenage angst, so when they have a sexual interaction they are rolling around in their child’s seman.
I pulled a Jordan because my parents named me a two syllable word and it was not threatening enough, so I am letting out my angst this way
by Katetherockstar April 22, 2018
mugGet the Jordanmug.

Jordan

“hey look at that black guy i bet 20$ his name is jordan”
by n1gg3rwh1pp3r69 September 9, 2022
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Jordan

Only pussy bitches say this as it's a undercover word for nigga or nigger.
White guy- sup Jordan

Black guy- My names jamal?
by Halucanun901 April 11, 2021
mugGet the Jordanmug.

Jordan Hinojosa

Someone who is very cool, smart, or otherwise awesome or amazingly beyond standards.
Wow, he is a real Jordan Hinojosa!
by Hi 4359 = Jordan July 5, 2022
mugGet the Jordan Hinojosamug.

michael jordan

wow is that michael jordan ? the basketball legend.
by evenkjekkerud January 28, 2018
mugGet the michael jordanmug.

jordan murray

a girl who is really cool and is pretty and beautiful and smart and everyone loves her!!
wow you are like a jordan murray, pretty cool!!!
by iansomerhalfrr May 6, 2018
mugGet the jordan murraymug.

Jordan Henderson

Don't be like Virjil Van Dijik,he's a Jordan Henderson!
by Sir Alex Fergie September 3, 2020
mugGet the Jordan Hendersonmug.

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