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Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
Dude, you you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
by Davey McGoon May 24, 2022
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Jesse Jackson

The alias used by Jesse Pinkman when he was applying to rent a house in Breaking Bad Season 2 episode 5: Breakage.
"Just sign your name, which is what by the way?" "Jesse. Jesse Jackson".
by ThotDaddy69420 June 4, 2022
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Michael Jackson

A person who wrote great songs but also faced alot of terrible allegations against him even to this day when he has been dead for over 10 years.
Even though Michael Jackson was talented did he do the crimes he was accused of??
by KingPoker96 June 17, 2022
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michael jackson fan club

The Michael Jackson fan club is the best group in the whole world, we are like the power rangers but stronger. And sexier.
"the michael jackson fan club is the best group of people known to man!" -darth vader
by fennels fan boy June 27, 2022
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Brianna Jackson

Brianna Jackson is a very funny, kind person. She loves to make people laugh and also loves to be the life of the party. She cares about a lot of people.
by anonymous October 31, 2022
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Diamond Jackson

Diamond Jackson is one of the best MILF Pornstars ever
Diamond Jackson can fuck any young stud any day ann every young men especially in the 20s or 30s can only dream about it
by anonymous November 20, 2022
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Scissor Jacks

Two lesbians wearing flannel and boots.

Perhaps carrying a log splitting ax or chain saw.

Terrified of wood !!
1. Did you see the scissor jacks joining the softball league?

2. Even though they're wearing flannel , those scissor jacks know nothing about wood!

3. Eve and Jiggles spend soo much time in the forest alone together , but harvest no lumber....
I 'm sure they must be scissor jacks !
by Abby Normal December 21, 2022
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