Jason

The name Jason is a typically masculine name that is believed to have Greek and Hebrew origins. Jason is a classic and traditional Greek name. In Greek, the name means “healer.” This is from the Greek word “iaomai” which means “to heal.” The origin of the name can also be traced to Greek mythology.Jason is a sarcastic person, but when you get to know him he will talk and joke around with you. He is a hopeless romantic that dreads being alone. He calls the woman that he loves beautiful not hot. He makes sure the lucky girl he has in his life is ok at all times.
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A fat dude who is built like an otter and has the smallest dick in the world and already is dividising a plan to shoot up the school
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1) A common, every day name.
2) Poop. Used in this way, Jasons in general become extremely offended.
Oh man, that burrito made me take the biggest Jason.

That guy has the worst Jason breath ever.
Holy fuck that's a massive Jason on the sidewalk.
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The coolest dude you’ll ever meet. He’s kind of an ass but he is the best friend you’ll always need. He’s got your back and great jokes. He’s the most sincerest person you’ll know and he’s hella honest. One of a kind and kind of easy to fall in love with.
That dude Jason is the one I’m going to marry tbh.
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Jason is an absolute wanker, he thinks he's the best guy in the world but we really hate him. He's a cunt with too much dandruff in his hair, and really needs to shut the fuck up and leave Toby alone :)
He eats pussy like a God but God doesn't eat pussy because he's not married and sex before marriage is a sin.
Girl 1: Wow that Jason guy, he's really shit at eating pussy.
Girl 2: I know, stay away from him.
He's a registered sex offender that Jason!
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to have a big dick that fuck slender girl that wears a hoodie. Have a big daucatmoi.

partners: Tom(2020)
probably gay
I am Jason!
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Jason isThe sexiest, most caring, and loveable

Man you will ever meet. He is an unselfish lover with a large cock. Any woman would be lucky to be his wife.
Oooh girl look at that man over there, he's a whole Jason
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