jack daniels

The only friend a sad person can get, a drink to consume alone when you need to breakdown in tears, expectably the whole bottle instead of an only glass.

Sad man: Jack, you really are my only and last friend... *sigh*
Jack Daniels: Come here I'll hug you! You can cry on my shoulder. Yes, that's it! Here you go!

by Frank bonestorm October 3, 2005

Jack Move

To steal something from someone without their consent. An action which someone does to another person for their personal belongings.

Walking down the street, I got a JACKMOVE pulled on me. There was a JACKMOVE in da hood.

by Esteban "Stevie" Ayala June 30, 2003

Combat Jack

To jack off in the middle of a firefight, or any combat situation.

Bob: Oh shit man, I'm scared of these Sammies.
Jim: Let's just combat jack to relieve the anxiety!

by Moskau September 23, 2005

Jack Bauer

The Leading Cause Of Death In Middle Eastern Men And Russian Mercenaries.

No Examples Can Describe What Jack Bauer Would Do If He Catches Fornicating Hard With His Daughter.

by Slade Technics December 23, 2006

jack bauer

the best of the best. head of the CTU field agents and the most fearless and flat out coolest guy ever to be on a TV screen... ever

"yo what happened on 24 last night"

"nothin much...jack bauer just drove a van through a building and single handedly killed all the terrorists, no big deal"

by 24 owns TV May 13, 2005

Jack Bauer

1) n. the most god-like, terrifying superhuman entity known to man.

2) v. to complete a task no matter how impossible that task may seem.

1) When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
OR
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness

2) Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Jack Bauer.

by specs92 April 9, 2009

hill jack

1)inbred, backwoods, mullet wearin, coors light drinkin, govt cheese eatin, chat room trolling, c.o.p.s. watchin, 4x4_dually_quad cab_with the calvin sticker drivin, old_couch_on_the_porch sittin, bowlin alley hangin, cow shit flingin, grade repeatin, gots me a double wide, waste of human space/space of human waste.

2)people that argue over which tastes better, budweiser or coors? or which truck is the best, ford, chevy or dodge?

see also:
redneck
hill billy
yahoo
nascar
white trash
trailer trash
trans am
camaro
monte carlo
welfare
mullet
summer teeth
hick
jerry springer
yonder, y'all, fixin
sister

honest officer, i was just helpin the sheep over the fence.

yup, cletus is still a virgin, his sister's on the track team ya know.

ma, where's my wranglers? i got a date.

by studebacherhoch January 15, 2004