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snapchat joke

A joke that only lasts three seconds.
Person 1:"I'm an alien, I mean what"
2 minutes later, while talking about living in another planet

Person 2: "Shhh don't blow their cover"
Person 3: "late response much? That was a snapchat joke"
by Julieeann March 16, 2016
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poke joke

Poking fun at someone without meaning any harm.
I just decided to poke joke you. So, obviously, please don't take it to heart!
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
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Dad joke

Dad jokes used by Hugh Mungus

Crazy lady "what's your name?"
Hugh Mungus "it's Hugh...Mungus."
by See me standing here October 12, 2018
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Ex-joke

When someone makes a joke and after everyone’s already laughed keeps saying the same joke until it’s not funny at all anymore. Basically an expired joke.
I really wish john doe would stop using that same ex-joke. Everyone is literally not going to enjoy being around him all day.
by Theyoutuber2001 October 22, 2018
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Joke

Something funny. Literally anything it doesn't even have to be funny to be funny.

read to the bottom of this post for a joke.

A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is not meant to be taken seriously. It takes the form of a story, usually with dialogue, and ends in a punch line. It is in the punch line that the audience becomes aware that the story contains a second, conflicting meaning. This can be done using a pun or other word play such as irony, a logical incompatibility, nonsense, or other means. Linguist Robert Hetzron offers the definition:

Identified as one of the simple forms of oral literature by the Dutch linguist André Jolles (de),2 jokes are passed along anonymously. They are told in both private and public settings; a single person tells a joke to his friend in the natural flow of conversation, or a set of jokes is told to a group as part of scripted entertainment. Jokes are also passed along in written form or, more recently, through the internet.

Stand-up comics, comedians and slapstick work with comic timing, precision and rhythm in their performance, relying as much on actions as on the verbal punchline to evoke laughter. This distinction has been formulated in the popular saying "A comic says funny things; a comedian says things funny".

You read the whole thing.
"That wasn't even a funny joke..."

"Suck my dick"

"Haha"
by dickmysuck November 7, 2018
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Joke

The thing people say to you when you want to tell them a Joke
Me: Do you want to hear a Joke?
People: I already know what it is?
Me: What are my Joke then?
People: You!
by MyMonsterDK November 9, 2018
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Joke

You.
Person 1: Hey, you wanna see a joke
Person 2: I already see one
by Commitguccigang November 10, 2018
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