muffin fist

That little bit of shit you get on your fist when you ass blast someone wrist deep

Mark: Hey Richard, what's that on your knuckles

Richard: oh it's some muffin fist.

by lnlgoMontoya May 17, 2018

Baked muffin

A satisfied vagina.

A pussy that just went through rough sex.

After sex pussy.

I met this girl at the bar last night. She was pretty hot so I sent her home with a baked muffin.

Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.

by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017

Murder muffin

A character who has murdered hundreds of people and can possibly kill you with his hands but his/her fans (fangirls) think of them as the sweetest person alive and will protect them at all costs

Eg:

Girl 1: I just love Loki and Bucky and what happened with them was wrong.

Girl 2: But they killed so many people
Girl 1: I know, Loki and Bucky are my murder muffins

by Loki_is_mine January 14, 2022

Hog Muffin

a person who hogs something that is meant to be shared!

HEY. PASS THE SCRABBLE PIECES YOU HOG MUFFIN!

by monster person. June 6, 2010

muffin throat

When you’re eating something that seems moist enough to be easily swallowed, such as a gas station muffin, gets stuck in your throat feeling like a golf ball slowly going down.

Yo man I was driving to the job site this morning after I grabbed my coffee and I almost died from a bad case of muffin throat lol.

by Mysoncoinedthephrase May 30, 2021

Stud muffin

By definition, Stud muffin is Larry 🥰 Aka pookiebear

Oh wow, did you see stud muffin today?

by Buttercup 127 January 6, 2020

Muffin Squad

Our favorite Minecraft YouTuber group, featuring: Skeppy, a 14 year old ping spoofer, BadBoyHalo, a very sweet bald man with anger issues, and of course, A6d, our beloved french baguette. Wait, I forgot someone; Mr. Squeegy! He will always live on in our hearts. ♡
They deserve much love and support so go support them rn or die tmr.
Have you done it yet?

"Hey, have you heard of the Muffin Squad?"

by SkephaloRaptor05 August 23, 2019