mud shark

Man who exclusively hunts blantons.

Need a four to hit to get me that Mud
~ Mud Shark

by DoubleBogeyBoy July 28, 2022

the mud mask

when you 69, and the person on top shits on their partners face

i just gave that chick the mud mask

by Earl Shithead August 09, 2009

Mud Turtle

A roomba that has eaten a wet dog or cat turd

My roomba ran over the turd and then spun around repeatedly in a panic and tried to bash it self to death against the wall. Poor little mud turtle.

by ChuckNnancy August 11, 2019

mud pack

When the butt crack of a basketball is dragged down the face of a defender, or team mate as he descends from a dunk.

Did you see the mud pack that Kobe Pryant got when Derrick Rose dunked on him?!!!

by Chocolate Prince November 18, 2011

Mud Flap

An empty scrotum or ball sack.

Pat was born without balls but still has a sack dangling; when he's getting pounded from behind, it acts as a mud flap to keep shit from getting all over the place.

by M F Fuckenstuff March 31, 2016

mud gobbler

Someone who enjoys licking their partner's anus hole. Those who do not wipe properly leave a little pooh around the anus, hence their partner spending time down there becomes a mud gobbler.

Jim: "Oh please keep going!!!"
Steve comes up for air and Jim sees a little hint of brown around Steve's mouth.
Jim: "Damn, Steve, your the greatest mud gobbler!!!"

by swinboat October 28, 2010

Mud-digger

A white guy who prefers black chicks

Man chad only fucks black girls. Such a mud-digger

by No88e January 09, 2019