Horse wax

When you bite a girls pubes and yank them out with your teeth.

Oh yea mate I totally did the horse wax on her, she was like the fucking jungle down there.

by Haymuncher69 May 21, 2018

youza horse

A person who acts with unattractive qualities. Example always saying, "I'm bout to play ball, lemme get some chicken wings, or Whats poppin 5!"

"Yo! I'm bout to play ball after i eat some chicken at Crown 5!" I replied, "youza horse!"

by kingknox March 10, 2009

horny horse

someone very horny

Jet loong is a horny horse

by chickensz February 16, 2020

Dirt Horse

An insult used when someone does something so ridiculous and/or unnecissarily painful that normal insults are inadequate.

Hey, nobody wants to ride a dirty horse.

"Dude, yesterday Tom bit me in the wenis"
"Did he break skin?"
"Yea, he's such a dirt horse"

by AKAthecheesegrater April 16, 2010

Horse Magic

Has origins in northwest ohio but is believed to be from the India "Magic Horse".

Often times takes place or can be seen and felt whenever the ratio of Rookie to Veteran is stable at 1 to 1.

In times of great intensity, one can feel the horse magic.

Any fast magic. As horses are fast.

"What's up with all the rookies and veterans? The ratio is like 2 to 1. There's zero chance for any horse magic!"

Rookie: How the heck did you wind up on the ceiling?
Veteran: Horse Magic.

by Alan Paul April 20, 2009

Horses ass

Somebody who doesn’t publish my fucking definition of screwie Lewie u mother fuckers

These horses asses didn’t publish my damn definition

by norweagenhope August 15, 2018

horse face

A male who has recently lost his best friend and has anger/temper issues.
In most cases, this male is named 'Jean'.

"Yo, did you see that horse face today? He couldn't put on his ODM gear on properly"
"Haahah, classic Jean"

by yasto May 28, 2018