Head Meat

The presence of a large amount of flesh on the forehead of a person, typically a man in his thirties whom happens to look like a human thumb.

"That bitch Aubrey, that bitch got that head meat."

by SomeUrbanLinguist January 11, 2019

Stoner Head

Waking up and feel really weird the day after a big smoke sesh, not high, just strange. You may feel light, and unable to focus, or you may feel that time is slow, and everything is a dream.

Bro, I smoked like a half ounce yesterday, and I'm rocking some Stoner Head right now.

Shiiiiit bro, sounds crazy.

by RogerNihlock January 13, 2019

packet head

Packet head is an individual who always gets on cocaine.

you know that Sam Townsend, he's a right packet head

by Izbomb January 15, 2019

Head Plant

A combination of head butt and face plant.

"The cat just head planted the door"

by UrGeef July 17, 2018

head in the clouds

Performing oral sex in a hotbox (smoked filled vehicle or room).

Human: Head in the clouds tonight?

Other human: Fuck yeah, I'll roll a few fat ones.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

closure head

When one has broken up with their partner, and they manipulate their ex-partner into felatio after the split. This can be done through weeping, grimacing, or other acts of pity.

That dome was fantastic, I’m never gonna be able to move on until I get that closure head.

by slaw goodman July 2, 2023

Hanukkah Head

The act of giving or receiving head from a spouse or partner all 8 nights of Hanukkah. On the final night your partner MUST swallow no exceptions.

Ethan: what did you get for Hanukkah this year?
Jeff: I’m not getting anything from Julia this year since she is participating in Hanukkah head.

Ethan: That’s sweet wish I had someone to do that with

by Hanukkah Harry’s left nut November 29, 2021