Grumpy Member

Grumpy Member

/ˈɡrəmpē ˈmembər/

noun

def. A penis with fecal matter on it.

The Grumpy Member smelled poorly, a washing was in order.

by Himchickenrich May 10, 2022

Gumped

Essentially being friendzoned, based off Forrest Gump’s relationship with Jenny.

Friend 1: Hey man what’s up with John?
Friend 2: He got Gumped real hard dude.

by Cornholio3 May 13, 2022

Gump

A hearty kick/smack/whack.

"Give that door a gump"

by Mattshe99 May 14, 2022

Grumpy Dumpy

A shit that is not refreshing and feels bad to let go

I just shitted in my pants this shit a grumpy dumpy. -Palmer Mcshitter

by Palmer McCshitter June 4, 2022

Grumpy dumpy

A shit that is not refreshing to let go and you wish you hadn’t.

I just shifted my pants that shit was grumpy dumpy.

by Palmer McCshitter June 4, 2022

Grumpy dumpy

When you let a shit go and it was not refreshing and you regret letting it go.

I just shitted my pants that shit was a grumpy dumpy.

by Palmer McCshitter June 4, 2022

Gummy worm

When you take your teeth out and give a blow job!

The domino deliver driver did not get payment so the senior at the old folks home gave him a gummy worm in exchange.

by Lilo1016 June 19, 2022